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Looooooooooooooool! I finally got to have a bunch of rogue registry cleaner sites suspended by their webhost. I came across the said sites while I was browsing for some stuff on Yahoo! Answers, and noticed that some of the answers seem suspicious, saying that it could be a registry problem, when it's fairly obvious that the problem has little or nothing to do with the Windows registry, and that to solve it you need to visit this site and download some shady registry cleaner.

Fortunately the host did respond quickly to my inquiry, and while he did tell me that the malware in question is just plain disreputable and not that destructive, he complied to my request after a couple hours or so.

Oh, and here's a quoted "answer" from a spambot, just in case you guys come across this whenever you're asking for something regarding PC problems:

Quote:Hi,[name of user].

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* Step 1 - Download a [title of question] error repair tool,install this error repair tool.
* Step 2 - Open the [title of question] error repair tool and scan you computer for free
* Step 3 - Then click the Repair All Button again and your done!

Here are the url of [title of question] error repair tool:
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huckleberrypie Wrote:Looooooooooooooool! I finally got to have a bunch of rogue registry cleaner sites suspended by their webhost. I came across the said sites while I was browsing for some stuff on Yahoo! Answers, and noticed that some of the answers seem suspicious, saying that it could be a registry problem, when it's fairly obvious that the problem has little or nothing to do with the Windows registry, and that to solve it you need to visit this site and download some shady registry cleaner.

That reminds me of another ad I constantly see while browsing sites with Lilly...ads for some program called "Mac Keeper". Like the shady registry cleaning app, this claims the same thing. I remember reading a review somewhere that the program is very slow and is essentially just a front-end for various functions that are already included with Mac OS-X or that you can get yourself for free, such as Antivirus.

So Grapes...if you ever see "Mac Keeper" ads, avoid clicking on them and downloading the app. Wink

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Now to get GTA anf GTA2 installed...
[Image: 2qstefm.jpg]

IS THIS FUNNY?

I tried to be funny with this one, too, but that doesn't seem to have worked so well.
RAMChYLD Wrote:Now to get GTA anf GTA2 installed...

Gouranga? Troll
I lol'd hard at Dave's buffalaxed translation of this:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trveVCRBiLY[/youtube]

Laa-laa-laa-laa
Do you
Tweet Jiminy, tweet Jiminy, tweet Jiminy, blooming the sky
Laa-laa-laa-laa
Look at the bird
Laa-laa-laa-laa
Look them
Last 'spensive blooming and singing
Laa-laa-laa-laa
Last til' sun-schween and be pingin'
And then the palace screwed me Ellis,
palace screwed
And singin' "the hippies are sweet"

Laa-laa-laa-laa, beet,
Laa-laa-laa-laa, feet,
Laa-laa-laa-laa, beet,
Laa-laa-laa-laa, feet,

And nearly flirtin' meets meat-eating flu
til' it
floops, tee leelee
flips, tee leelee
trips, tee leelee
tra la la

Puttin' my cats in the plumbin'
Whoops! Tralala
Pullin' the distance be pumpin'
Who brings them and shwung un
must I take Gazoo
Und lessons that cats let me

tra la la
lee, tra la la
lee, tra la la
lee, tra la la

Pullin' the whiskers be pumpin'
*sigh* feelie sould sing me the Fegelein mind
*sigh* clip-clip, sight b'listic, und sides always bright
Find Gestahl and harder un sink let's try high
do, re, me, fa, so, la, ti, do, woah!


Troll
huckleberrypie Wrote:
RAMChYLD Wrote:Now to get GTA anf GTA2 installed...

Gouranga? Troll
It worked once, then started crashing nonstop :/

huckleberrypie Wrote:Troll
Made a slight ninja edit to the post- I made a typo in the facebook post Troll
Stella Grapes Wrote:IS THIS FUNNY?

I tried to be funny with this one, too, but that doesn't seem to have worked so well.
No, it's not funny at all. In fact, it's pretty much sad, imho. Cry
Stella Grapes Wrote:[Image: 2qstefm.jpg]

IS THIS FUNNY?

I tried to be funny with this one, too, but that doesn't seem to have worked so well.

I think it's a little bit funny Smile, but it does get a point across. Depression is awful. Sad I sometimes feel depressed when things don't go right, but Depression's party in my brain never lasts too long before he gets the boot and I feel happy again.

Alright...my NEXT post will be about Wendell, his 1 year birthday celebration, and Chrysanthemum waking up from her long slumber to help me out.
cpd2009 Wrote:Depression is awful. Sad
You can say that again. And the worst thing is, in my case, the fits sometimes come at the worst possible time- all it takes is for me to interpret something the wrong way and take it personally, or even let my imagination snowball a worst-case scenario simulation into a disaster of epic proportions.

Prue, at least you have a loving husband and great kids to back you when you feel down. Be thankful for that.
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